Saw this posted to bikeforums.net today, and thought it was too funny to not share :)
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Carbon fiber. It's light, ten times stronger than steel, and is now used to strengthen your favorite washroom. "You know how fast a little fiber can make you go," claims the manufacturer. "Finally, a high performance, race ready composite toilet seat." Can you say, "pimp my ride"?
The seat is hand-layered carbon fiber molded around a foam core using 550,000 psi tensile carbon fiber, and fits standard household toilets. We predict this will be the recipient of a SEMA new product award and our own praised "POS Product" award this November.
For more information, contact Dynamic Composites in Alberta Canada at (780) 436-0619 or email beyera@business-aid.net.
A mere $229